Friday, August 21, 2009

It's Finally Here


Here they are...all dressed and ready for the first day of ALL DAY SCHOOL. Yes, its what every stay at home mom dreams about. Having their kids in school all day. For me, it is finally here!!!! Don't get me wrong, I love little Licker and Trouble up there...but they were bored and a handful and are waking up every morning excited and happy to go to school. This is good for everyone all around!

What am I going to do with myself? (you ask) I do plan on getting some type of part time work, but for now....I am enjoying the freedom of days without children.

I thought you might want to share in all of our joy. Happy kids, happy mom...happy daddy too! its a good thing all around!

Now if only I could find my sanity.....

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

So I was tagged

By piglet a while back to do the seven deadly vices.

Sinful Nature

"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie."

So, because its me, I'm purposefully NOT tagging anyone else. Here are mine:

Pride -- What is your biggest contribution to the world?
I am a shinning example of womanhood. I can be proud that I have contributed over-abundant amounts of girlishness into this life. Women just want to BE me.

Envy -- What do your coworkers have that you wish was yours?
The coworkers in my fabulous office all drive these great cars. I wish I had a convertible or some fancy sports car to tool around in. I'd look so fetch.

Gluttony -- What did you eat last night?
As little as I could. I eat like a bug these days (you can't say bird anymore, they figured out they eat like 5 times their weight). I rarely eat. I survive on health drinks. Its better this way.

Lust -- What really lights your fire?
More than a look, its a lifestyle. I adore EMO guys. You know the ones with a cause and the misery that surrounds them. SO hot.

Anger -- What is the last thing that really ticked you off?
Someone who went out of the house without makeup. I mean come on, ladies. Nature didn't intend for us to look this good without help!

Greed -- Name something you hoard and keep from others.
Games. I keep games from others. I want to play them alone and imagine the other player. That way I am ALWAYS the winner.

Sloth -- What’s the laziest thing you ever did?
I spent the whole weekend in bed. I did absolutly nothing but read and eat and sleep. I even moved a fridge and a hot plate into my room so I didn't have to get out of bed!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Teaching the almost unteachable....

It's frustrating. I can't even begin to explain just how frustrating teaching children with autism can be. Even with help, it's still a very hard process. I'll try and simplify it for those of you who haven't seen it first hand.

Take the most stubborn child you know. Got em in your head? ok...now take away that child's ability to speak. Also limit their understanding of body language and social graces. Sit them down and try and teach them something and you have an example of teaching a child with autism.

Are my kids overly stubborn like that child you know? Not most of the time. The reason I use that as a base is because they have decided that I do not belong in the role of teacher. It ups the stubborn factor quite considerably.

You can't explain the steps. You can't demonstrate them, well you can to an extent, but not really. You can't get across what it is you really want them to do. So what do you do? You make a plan, try and find a reinforcer that works (ie something they like, like candy or books) and you attempt to drive it home with lots of repetition. You become flexible. You learn to think outside the box and around issues. You pound your head against a lot of walls when no one is looking.

It never ends. Once you break through, you get them to learn something, no matter how small. The next thing is there....waiting. Learn to drink from a cup? Here, use a fork too. Learn to put on your shoes, now can we tie them? I know it is like this with "normal" children too. It is just amplified with children with learning disabilities.

So that is my rant....my venting for today. I'm tired of being a teacher. I'd like, for once, it to be easy.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

When you think you know your kinda a little....insane


Most people list out the signs that you are a stay at home mom...or signs you have been home with your kids too long. Here are some of the other signs that may show you that you are the parent who stays home with kids with special needs.

1. Your friends think you have Tourette Syndrome because your either constantly repeating yourself or you have to model speech like saying "I want milk" all the time.

2. You find yourself moving to help everyone get dressed. Your 16 year old nephew does NOT need help with his shoes, thank you very much.

3. You find yourself giving instructions to other adults in a sing song voice.

4. Wait...Adults? What are those? Oh..those people you see from afar in the grocery store avoiding you and your screaming child....who happens to be screaming, but happy.

5. People you talk with online wonder if your trying to be mysterious with those long afks or are you really that absent minded.

6. People who don't have kids come to visit and leave never wanting kids...at all.

7. Your list of babysitters shortens instead of growing as your children get older.

8. You have the "bag of every need". Anyone who knows you knows that you carry anything you could possibly need in it...you know, just in case?

9. You know all the words to almost every children's song there is. These shows weren't meant to be played for THIS long.

10. You laugh....a lot. Maybe even to the point that people think you are insane. Sometimes it's better to laugh than to cry.

It has been a long 6 years, let me tell you. I am looking forward to all day camp, 3 days a week for 2 months this summer and for all day school 5 days a week in the fall. Adult world, you may not be ready for me...but here I come!

Rewarding, challenging, rough, and long are but small words to describe my job. Will be nice to have some extra hands helping me along my way. Those morning cuddles and afternoon hugs make it all worthwhile though.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day

I cannot say it any better so I won't even try:

http://www.parentingthespecialneedschild.com/parenting_special_needs_c/2007/05/happy_mothers_d.html

Happy mothers day to all the parents of "normal" kids too. You also have your trials!

Friday, May 08, 2009

Over a Month



Yes, I know...it HAS been over a month since I blogged. Yes, I KNOW Maven blogs like every other day. Even procrastinator Piglet blogs more than I do. I have found that I don't like blogging about the negatives. Its depressing, and doesn't help, and I don't think its productive. So :P

We have started down the potty training road with Trouble. He sits on the potty for 3 min at a time at scheduled times 8 times a day. (most days) He is fine with this...mostly. We have only had one small success. I'm hoping the fact that I let him wash his hands (aka play in the water) when he does go will start to click more. They say have patience...I sure am trying. Second week this week, so we'll see.


Confirmed that we are accepted by camp to go to camp when I realized, yesterday, that we have only 3 weeks of school left. *gasp* Camp is waiting on approval of the level one waiver. Contacted my facilitator to see what the hold up is. Between school and camp is 2 weeks. 2 whole weeks of kids home 24 hours a day. Can you say HELP?!?

In comes the call for respite help. We are currently pouring through the list of providers in our area and starting that process. Hoping to have found someone that can lend a had those 2 weeks. If not, we yell for Captain Huggyface and hope he answers and isn't busy with his girlfriend that whole time.

Me? Um...I'm trying to slug through and chip away at all the organizational stuff I really need to do around here. I'm trying to decide what I'm going to look for as a part time job come the late summer/early fall. I'm enjoying the very close friends I have made, or re found in the past year and the joy that they bring to my life daily. I'm trying to come together with The Master and instead of pushing our stress off on each other, trying to have some effort to relieve some of it instead. all in all....I'd say I'm keeping my head above water. thats good, no?

I'm looking forward to 9pm-330pm camp where they take a bus from tricounty...so I'm betting it will be more like 830-4 camp 3 days a week. Drama Queen says shes taking them swimming every week on one of the other days. I say that will probably turn into maybe every other week. Regardless...its a few more hours. I'm hoping to have some straight time to look for work, get some of this house stuff done, be able to exercise and to recharge. Them being in school full time next year is an extreme light for us. School seems to be able to teach them things they just won't let us.

all in all, I'd say I'll be happier after June 15th ;) but I'm not doing too bad. They giggle lots and ask for kisses and tickles with their cards. We are treading water nicely, I'd say...for now.

Thursday, April 09, 2009

They are six.....



April is Autism Awareness month. April Second is Autism Awareness Day. April Second is ALSO their birthday. I find this rather ironic.

Yes...they are six. Six years old. Can you believe it? I sure can't. They are 5 months from all day school. 2 months from all day camp 3 days a week. Less than a year (we really hope) from potty training.

We celebrated with new books and computer games and the plague. Yeah, we have all been passing around illnesses here. Trouble just broke his fever yesterday and is curled up on the couch again today. They actually did, as you can see, make it to school for their birthday and their birthday party and Mom and Faerie scrubbed floors and vacuumed while they were gone. Yeah...I live the life.

So happy birthday you cute Munchkins. May your sixth year of life be better than your fifth and may the trend continue.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

In which I explain why its not good to be me

Trouble...with a capitol T, you see. He is the reason no one wants to be me. I've tried selling him...trading him...leaving him on the corner with a free sign, nothing works. He is ALL BOY with added Autism.

You see...while Licker is quietly playing computer, or actually *gasp* playing with toys, Trouble is destroying. Random Tokyo big lizard destroying. If he was was a cartoon character, he would be stitch! We scream his name more than anything else in this house. The only thing he will actually play with is books....which he sometimes rips. Everything else must be thrown as far and from as high as he can get to make the biggest noise it can so he can cover his ears after it does.

he needs a hobby. An interest. BESIDES eating playdoh and throwing my bowls across the room. I will bake a whole pan of brownies to the person that gives me the idea that works to keep him busy for longer than 10 minutes.

Drink anyone? I'll have 4.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Silk Anniversary anyone?

So its our 12th anniversary which means silk. Silk...I think Lingerie. I went shopping for silk lingerie and what do you know, its ALL polyester! No silk in stores at all. Went to 5 different stores and was a tad put out. So...I'm ordering it online. This site actually had silk AND plus size and I highly recommend them:
http://www.wildfree.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=plus-size-lingerie
Very stylish and tasteful and SILK! *grins*

so tomorrow is the big day and I won't have it by then, but I'm sure he won't mind if I make it up to him later. Anyone wanna guess which ones I ordered? *grins*

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Update anyone?

Ok, so I've been a blog slacker. But isn't that what blogs are for? For you to write in when YOU want too? yeah, thats what I thought too. Here is a picture of licker and trouble to start. yes they are getting huge.

What cuties though. They have been doing fairly well in school. Licker is matching like 30 some words to pictures and giving his teacher the number of objects she asks for. They are going to start sentence structure soon. Trouble is doing well with tracing numbers and letters. He's also doing great on counting lines. We have their IEP this week.
We have also been gathering paperwork for Camp Stepping Stones. AND for their Level One Waiver which will help pay for more respite care (for those who don't know, thats babysitting for children with disabilities) and for camp. We are also headed back to swimming lessons again today. Should be all around a good thing.
Me? Um...I'm doing paperwork, figuring out a potty plan for Trouble (we all agree Licker isn't there yet), trying to keep the house clean...or somewhat clean, and oh, going with Mischief and Master to....Yny's house to play Rockband every other Wednesday. That is my fun.
So there you have it. My almost 6 year olds, me and what not. Not all that exciting, but I think were making it through life at the moment. Speak of trouble, he is now awake. Peaceful time with Licker is over *winks*.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Piss or Get Off the Pot

This has become my motto of late. Whining, bitching, gripping, complaining...all these things are counterproductive to a good life. Venting is the only "complaining" thats worth it. "Whats the difference" you ask. Well let me tell you...

Vent:
a means of exit or escape; an outlet, as from confinement.
expression; utterance; release: to give vent to one's emotions.
to give free play or expression to (an emotion, passion, etc.): to vent rage.
to give public utterance to: to vent one's opinions.

Complain:
to express dissatisfaction, pain, uneasiness, censure, resentment, or grief; find fault: He complained constantly about the noise in the corridor.
to tell of one's pains, ailments, etc.: to complain of a backache.
to make a formal accusation: If you think you've been swindled, complain to the police.

So....Venting is the release. As in let it go and then go do something about it. Complaining is to express...which we all know just leads to more. Venting is ok. Venting you spew forth and then its over. Complaining/whining is NOT.

So..Piss or get off the pot, I say. Vent...vent to me ALL you want. but when the time comes and I hear the same vent again, its become complaining. Complaining is stressful and I have enough stress in my life. Ask for advice, I'll happily give it. If you just want to vent, I'll listen. These are all things I am good at. No more complaints....no more added stress...I'm on a stress diet.

I like that. A stress diet. I get enough in my day to day life that I'm cutting it out elsewhere. Some may think that makes me a bad friend. Bah...then go find a new one! The ones who get it...the ones who know. They'll stick by me and I'll do the same for them.

Stress diet...only venting from here on out!
you have been warned.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Lor' luv a duck, my Twist's and Rob Roy's?

Yes....that was English. I was just Cockney Rhyming English. Yes...it does still exist.

As most of you know, I play a lot of RPGs. I have been getting back into Vampire the Masquerade of late. I play a Nosferatu that is originally from the UK and speaks mainly in Cockney Rhyming English. As you can probably guess, I do not even attempt this in a table top live setting. Not only would I have to internalize the language, but then I would have to watch about 17 hours of My Fair Lady to pick up the accent.

No.

This is best done in bulliton board settings where I can use my new-found, handy-dandy dictonary and come off sounding awesome.

So what did I say up there? I said what is up my Girl's and Boy's. Twist is short for twist and twirl which rhymes with girl. Boy rhymes with Rob Roy. There ya have it! no need to get yourself in a bit-o' barney or anything.

Tom Hanks to all my plates!

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Therapy and Good Weeks

Yeah...I said the T word. No, boys...not THAT T word. You know thats what you were thinking when you gave me that look. Don't try to tell me otherwise!

Therapy. I said it...Therapy! Yes, I'm going to pay someone (or my insurance company is) to listen to me talk. "But impossible, why should you pay someone when you have ALL these wonderful friends?" Yes, yes, I know I have wonderful friends. They also have wonderful lives and...biased opinions. I think it best to go talk to someone who is unbiased and paid to listen to me. Lets hope it helps *wink*.

Good weeks. Therapy or not, this has been a really good week. Would of been BETTER if I got to Rockband last night, but last night went well anyway. Even with a snow day, its been a good week. The boys are more behaved and life is just going better. I can't really nail down one MAJOR reason, but I figure why look a gift horse in the mouth? I don't like counting teeth anyway. AND it's rude!

So yeah...only one easy boss to go in Naxx tonight and were to the hard one. Time to chew some glass...but even that can be fun at times. Plus I got lots of upgrades tuesday..which is always good. I'm a happy Pally! Mally the happy Pally...has a nice ring to it. *grins*

So there ya have it. Thats my update...not all that and a few bags of chips, but its my life. Hope its not all that boring for my 2 readers ;)

Friday, January 30, 2009

Raiding is for days that start with T

Mmmmm. I do so love to Raid. We have been trying to get a full clear on Naxx. Got all but that last pesky dragon down. 4 wings! We are doing very well for as long as we have been actually raiding. Raiding isn't just about the bosses...the violence....the healz...and the PHAT LEWTZ!!!!

No...not JUST about those things. It's also about giving Riddle-me-this crap when he fucks up. About him giving me crap when I do (yes, we are the tanks). Its about DPS races. It's about picking up Vice's corpse over and over again. It's about listening to Sleep's accent over vent. About The Professor's patented line of "ok, so what happened there?" It is about all the various quarks and foibles that happen as we spend 4 hours of our lives 2 times a week working as a ten man team.

Socialization. Sad but true, there you have it. WoW may be a game...but it is a game of LIVE people. many who I have come to care a ton about. They brighten my night, make me smile and help me in many ways. I would have no other guild but The Honor Guard. I feel happy and welcome every time I am online with them. They are a great bunch of human beings and a damn fun group to play with.

So yes...its sad, but its still socializing. And the great part is that not a one of us has to leave our houses! Hooray for Vent!!!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Merenwen Oronar

(This is my character history for The Jedi's game. Had to put mine up since Chocoleteer put hers up!)

*Clang* Focus…step left, pivot on your right foot. Block. Left hand needs to be free! Speak the words. Look left. Parry that BLOW! Aim. Let loose the magic. NO! NOT THERE!!!! …damn.

“Take a break.”
I sighed internally and put down my sword. I knew what I should be doing. Franklin knew that I knew this. Dustin leaving has me all flustered. If I can’t concentrate through that distraction, how was I ever going to do this for real?

Franklin moved the obliterated water trough and set back up the target for my ray of frost. He moved to my side and put his hand on my shoulder. “Merenwen,” he said, “if you want to stop training today, I understand.” I shook my head, not trusting my own voice. I stood up and took a deep breath, attempting to focus.

The valley fades. I’m little again and Dustin and I had snuck off. We were supposed to be doing chores, but the fields of poppies near his aunt’s house called to us. We had found a way underground on the east side. We figured it used to be some animals home, long abandoned. To us, it was anything and everything our imaginations wanted it to be. Today, it was the hull of a pirate ship. We each had sticks and we were fighting our way through pirates to rescue the lord’s daughter. We fought together as a team. We always had.

After rescuing the girl, we collapsed in a pile and a fit of giggles. We lay there, catching our breath, my head on his stomach and his arm around me. “Wen?” he asked “We’re going to do this forever, right? I mean, I never want to grow up and be apart. You and me, Wen, its all we need!” I answer with a grin. Dustin’s Saturday speech. Either that or his father is riding him again about his training. He leaned up and was looking for my confirmation. “Yes Dustin. We are the best team ever. You are my best friend!” He laid back down smiling.

I came back to reality and lifted up my sword. I swallowed back the tears that threatened to cloud my vision. It was a dumb childhood fantasy and a silly children’s game. It wasn’t destiny. I looked down at my birthmark for a moment before concentrating again. The bladesingers of the Fenwen forest didn’t always work in pairs. There were plenty who stood alone.

My sword clashed against the shield that Franklin had on his right arm. I spun on my left foot and my sword flew to clash with his. My left hand flew up and I felt the magic pour off my tongue as the ray slammed into the dummy to my left. My blade moved to block Franklin’s down swing and he smiled at me. “Much better, Merenwen, much better.”

After cleaning off my blade and helping to straighten back up the training ground, I found my feet moving me towards home. My mind was spinning and taking me back a few years.
“It’s not my fault!” Dustin cried at me. He was pacing the floor of the shed behind his aunt’s house. I was sitting in the chair, trying to be supportive. “I know that, Dust. It isn’t fair and..” and here I paused. “I’m not sure there is much we can do.” I was trying to put on a brave face. He was responding with anger. “But Wen, we are partners! My father has NO RIGHT!” he slammed his fist down and broke the small table to my left. I closed my eyes and a single tear rolled down my cheek. He fell to his knees in front of me, kissing the tear from my cheek. “I’m so sorry, Wen.” THIS is why I was trying to maintain control. “Dust, you do NOT need to apologize to me. This is not in your control and I’m sorry that I’m effecting you like this.” Comforting ensued. His arms wrapped around me and mine clenched at him and I let it all go.

Once I had composed myself again, I was reluctant to let go of him. Dustin was safe. He was home and he was love. This was the problem. We had hidden our love for years. The Fenwen bladesingers didn’t fall in love. I held up my arm and we pressed our identical birthmarks together. Mirror images of one another’s in the exact same spot. It was supposed to mean that we were paired for life. Not in marriage, but as a team. Love just clouds things and this is why they weren’t going to let us train as a team anymore.

Dustin sighed and pressed his forehead against mine. “They can tell us not to train, but they can’t really stop us, Wen. We are destined to be a team. You are my world and they cannot stop this.” His accent fell on the last three words. It was true. We were far enough in our training to complete it on our own. We would never actually be Fenwen bladesingers, but did that matter enough to lose my Dustin? No.

Within a few weeks, we were on the road. We had what few possessions we needed and we were on our way. Our steps were light. Our eyes met often and our grins mirrored each other’s. We spent our nights under the stars and in each others arm’s. This was our world and we were all we needed.

We made it for two months before they found us. The best two months of my life.

They took Dustin back in shackles. His father had convinced the council that he was the mastermind behind the whole thing. It helped that my parents were bladesingers in very high standing. They were willing to let me return to the fold after a waiting period, of course.

Dustin was not nearly as lucky. Even with his aunt and my cousin standing up for his honor, his father still managed to get the book thrown at him. Elven trials tend to be drawn out, but Dustin’s lasted almost two years. I am glad they weighed it so heavily. I still don’t agree with the verdict. I never will.

Dustin was banished, never to return to the elven lands of the Fenwen. Never to train or become a bladesinger. And most of all, never to see me again. I didn’t even get to say goodbye.

By the time I had arrived home, I had managed to calm myself down and wipe away the tears from my cheeks. All I wanted to do was finish my training and leave. The world had to be better than here. Maybe, just maybe, I could find him.

The first few years out in the world were slightly bearable. My heart was broken and my spirit dim. I took jobs that helped increase my skill, but my heart wasn’t in it.

It was a cold winter night when I entered an Inn in a small human settlement. I moved my cloak from my head and smoothed out my hair as I scanned the room. My eyes met a form and I froze. Right by the fire sat Dustin. His profile was illuminated by the fire and he was staring off into the room. I could tell he was not seeing it.

But a moment past and i rushed to his side. He turned to me and I let out a small gasp. The entire left side of his face was a mass of scars. His beautiful green eye was a hole. The scars moved down his arm and across the edge of his chest. Then it hit me. He only had one eye. A disability that took great skill and determination for a swordsman to overcome. Before me sat a shall of the man my Dustin used to be.

My silent tears matched his own as I covered his face in light kisses. Our arms moved to match our birthmarks, as they always had. People in the Inn saw it to be such a tender, painful moment that all of them looked away.

Dustin would not explain what happened to him. He told me that all that mattered was that I had found him. The rest was in the past anyway. That night was a blur. We were both just so elated to find one another again that nothing else mattered. It wasn’t long until I didn’t even see the scars, just my Dust.

The next few months replaced that time on the road as the best time of my life. We settled down in the small human town. I was content to stay there for the rest of our lives. Dustin began to push me to continue practicing. At first, I was very resistant. I also knew Dustin was not adjusting well to the depth perception loss from his missing eye.

The only arguments we had were over training and destiny. I just wanted to settle down, but in the end, I could not deny Dustin what he wished. I continued my training, with his aid.

The ten years in Rivenvelle went quickly. We were blissfully happy and I was advancing well. Dustin was proud and happy, even though his skill faltered. He took well to just being together. We could of gone on forever and a day just like that. Fate, of course, had other plans.

A war raged through the human lands and soon reached our small town. I tried to insist that Dustin stay behind where he was safe. He would hear none of it. These were his lands too, to protect and fight for.

The army that hit our town was just too much. I managed to take out about one third of their forces before they finally fled. Looking across the sea of bodies that used to be my home, my heart screamed. There was Dustin’s body, impaled to a wall. I ran to him and pulled his cold body down. My world was over.

I spent the next few months causing as much carnage as I possibly could to the army that took my love. I was ruthless in my pursuit of them. It was a big reason that the war actually took a turn.

I buried Dustin in a field of poppies that I planted where our home used to be. Once he was committed to ground, I noticed that my birthmark began to fade. I swore on my blade, then and there, that never again would any elf suffer needlessly when I could control it. This was my fault and I was going to make it as right as I could.

I took Dustin’s last name, Oronar, as a constant memory. I set out into the world to bring honor to him.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

California has come to town!

And yes, we wish he had brought the weather with him, but alas..no. It's still cold. He is here for a whole month (sans 5 days to go and see another close friend) and we are SO grateful to have him home. Yes, I said home. California may LIVE in California but my house is his home.

He brings with him tales. Yes, we should of named California Bard for his tales are always entertaining. The man can spin a yarn extremely well. I never realize how much I miss that ability of his until he shows up on my doorstep once more.

He also brings his own perspective on the boys. It is nice because he doesn't see them for like a year and then he shows up and explains how much progress they have made. Comparing what they did a year ago to what they are doing now..."wow I'm so impressed." then I actually feel like a good Mom and I smile and nod and hug him. Its a good cycle.

We plan LOTS of gaming while he is here. Always a good thing for sure. We played Buffy last night with Smurf and that went well. I had them all stumped with the strange disappearances of third borns. Was a good thing to have that group of brainiacs stumped. Not an easy feat, but one I have become quite good at in the Buffyverse.

Other than that...Captian Huggyface is coming for a visit too. End of semester and he wishes to escape to the Impossible House and spend a few days. Bringing the chikka over on Wednesday as well. Should be a good time as he is always fun to have around.

Oh...and mom has NOT called me. Not even like to say hi, check on the kids. *grins* I'm starting to wonder since I talked to her and SHE was the one who wanted to talk about the "Christmas ordeal" and get things "back to normal". As for me, I am enjoying the silence and peace of not having to deal with her bullshit. Bad? yeah...I'm sure I'll have a spot in Special level of Hell.

*grins* care to join me?

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Mothers and Pink Fairy Pajama'a



so yeah...our family always ends up doing Christmas late. Why, you ask, when YOU are the most organized Christopher Robin on the planet? Because I HATE it. My sister's is mainly delayed due to her. Christmas with the Drama Queen I hate. I'm a horrid daughter. it's her birthday and here I am writing a horrid blog about her. Bully for me.

So, last year, Sis and I decided to do homemade Christmas. We decided to include my mom this year. She started sewing in April. APRIL. You have to understand last year, Sis and I exchanged certificates for favors and cookies and yes, even WoW videos. Sewing to this magnitude was just insane.

So the day comes. We can't avoid it. The Master and I planned it so we could have the least amount of time there. We were picking up the munchkins from them spending a weekend there. We are thinking 20 min, 30 MAX. We arrive and she already has the gifts out and ready. She made us all robes. THIS was the good gift. Robes...big and warm...goodness.

I open the next gift and buried in the tissue paper is something that looks pink. Those of you who know me would know that I AM NOT a pink kind of girl. Hell, Sleepe, who I only know through WoW said the same thing. I scream anti-pink.

I unfold a pair of pink pajama pants that are covered in little cartoon type faeries. I kinda stopped and stared at them, waiting for the "ha ha, isn't that funny" joke gift. But no...not a joke at all. She actually made me pink fairy pajama pants. I said thanks and set them aside.

She starts in on me on if I like them and will I wear them. Those of you that also know me know that I get a monthly allotment of Tact. This, being the end of December, the Tact Bank is empty. I try and be nice and noncommittal and she pushes. I finally say "um...no. I won't wear them." to which she responds, "but no one has to see you." to which, I think I raised my voice here "*I* have to see me!"

I think it got put aside and I choose to open the next gift. It happens to be a purse (and yes, you can scroll down for the picture). This is an extremely ugly purse. I found out later that it was a kit. Someone purposefully put these materials together to intend to make them combined into something someone would actually use. Her comment on it "well its blue...you like blue."




Yeah....riiiiight.

I thanked her for the time spent making it, changed the subject and beat feet. 20 min stay.

week and a half later I do Christmas with my sister. She informs me that my mother may never speak to me again!?! My first thought "Wewt!" My second thought I voiced. it was "why?" She proceeds to explain that she is mad that I don't like her gifts. Because I should love a butt ugly purse and pink pajama pants (which i give to my Sis and she now has a matching pair...).

To make an already long story shorter, she contacts my mom and after some "she said/she said." I'm allowed to call my mom on her birthday (yes, I said allowed) if I really do appreciate the work it took to make it. I grit my teeth and grumble something about not knowing her own damn daughter. I agree to call her. Thinking she will just sweep it under the carpet and let it go.

Silly me!

She launches into "are we going to talk about Christmas?" I inwardly groan and say "yeah, but not today." This phone call I'm not looking forward too. The question I pose to you, dear readers (should there be any left reading at the end of this), is Do I waste tact from the tact bank and just suck it up? or do I speak my mind and stand firm in my appreciation of her presents but that i hate the fact that she never gives me anything that is ME. that I would like?

If you want to leave your comments with my Secretary, she will be happy to file them in order for my perusal hopefully before she calls back.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Rainy days and Monday's always get me....

Smiling. Yes, I know, its not the song...but they do! Rainy days means I don't have to go outside and play in the back yard with the mud and the dirt and the rocks and the bugs (notice I really don't like playing outside. Good thing I have 2 boys who I love very much and will go outside for).

Mondays...I tell everyone that Mondays are my Fridays, which is kind of true. Monday's means school. Monday's means work. Monday's mean routine. When you are IM (hehe..love the acronym) Monday's means you get some time to yourself or sometime to get things done. Ahhhh Monday's, we love you so.

This is not to say that I don't enjoy the extra time with "The Master" on the weekends. I do. But routine is what I and the terrible twosome thrive on. I do like to vary my routine now and again. Sometimes I eat waffles instead of oatmeal. Sometimes I start vacuuming in the basement instead of upstairs. I'm a woman who lives on the edge.

The edge of sanity. Yeah, thats the only edge I live on. Its a fine line between me and crazy town. I like that line. It makes me happy. Somedays I'm not sure which side I'm on...but its a line and its logical and therefore has a special place in my world.

In other news, California is coming to visit. I AM THRILLED! I think he'll be here for like a whole month! I just can't wait. Means tons of gaming, crazy movie fests, late night talks, lots of skyline and larosa's (there goes the 5 pounds i just lost). it'll be fantastic. He's like the girlfriend that isn't a girl....wait...that didn't come out right. Anyway, he's one of my best friends and I'll love having him here for so long.

lets see...its Monday. Check. CA is coming. Check. Upbeat song of the day....



Check.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Island Living....


I've decided that I am going to make millions of dollars and buy myself an island. A relatively big island, but nice and excluded. One that I can build lots of spaced out homes on and invite the people that I like to spend the winter with me. We'll have a private helicopter that will take us to "the main land" whenever we need to go. We'll have tons of boats and even a small school for the kids. Build in babysitters for every family on call.
what else can we throw in there. Oh yes, a chef in each home. This should be the way everyone I like should get to spend their winter. Though I would have the problem of people sucking up to me to get a spot on Impossible island. hmmm Gonna have to work on that part of it. Oh, and that millions of dollars part. Anyone got any ideas on that one? *laughs*

In other news (yes, WoW news), our guild has entered into Naxx. I'm once again in all my main tanking splendor and loving it. I really do enjoy tanking. I think everyone has their niche in the game. I feel that is mine. Everyone keeps telling me I'm pretty good at it...so I figure I must be. If I sucked, would I be in high demand every night? I think not.
Also on the WoW front, Mischief has left for California for a kid free weekend with his Wifey. Have a fantastic time Mischief! Be sure to get plenty of sun and warmth and....other things. Come back relaxed and happy. You both deserve it!
Another new person that has come into me through WoW and Mischief is Yny. and no its not pronounced "whinny" its pronounced "Yin-ee". I liked his characters name so much its my blog name for him too. He says he makes short character names because he doesn't like to type. I say its because he doesn't want to come up with long names. Yet, Yny is a nice name. He's been a great addition to the wow team and an awesome new friend. Glad Mischief could bring his best friend into the THG fray. Welcome Yny!
The kids are adjusting back to school...kinda. Took em a few days to get back into the swing of things. Of course, they also swung back up to getting up at 630am again. This is not so good. I'm surviving. Even with raiding till midnight. Coffee...coffee is the key to my existence. and music...lots and lots of music.
Other than that...good times, noodle salad. No one that reads THIS blog. (and yes...if you don't get the reference you drive the fail boat). -50 DKP for you!